Thursday, January 24, 2008

In which the canine has to shoulder past somebody who smells like gallons of perfume

Elevator peeve:
I know you want to board it
Let me get out first

3 comments:

JD said...

Good one! Addendum...

When you press seven,
And I press four... move on back.
Please don't block the door!

LisaBit said...

Hey! There's no rhyming
In the fine art of haiku!
You make me look bad!

JD said...

Correction!

When you press seven,
And I press four... move on back.
Time to suck dick now!