In which the canine reiterates a city rule for the bazillionth time

Washingtonians:
I'm trying to catch a train.
You WALK left, stand RIGHT.

Everybody in DC should know this. If you're going to set foot on the metro, escalator etiquette is a simple, observable phenomenon that it behooves everyone to pick up. No one is exempt!

In which the canine has to shoulder past somebody who smells like gallons of perfume

Elevator peeve:
I know you want to board it
Let me get out first