Wish I were a bitch –
I would have kicked that hussy
Who shoved on the train.
Or perhaps snidely
remark, “thanks, buddy!” when jerks
fail to hold the door.
My two biggest metro annoyances: stupid little bints who nearly knock you over as they push to get on the train in front of you, and people who can’t be bothered to hold the door for people behind them when leaving the station. Probably a little common courtesy would kill them.
