Thursday, July 10, 2008

On DC Rudeness

Wish I were a bitch –
I would have kicked that hussy
Who shoved on the train.

Or perhaps snidely
remark, “thanks, buddy!” when jerks
fail to hold the door.

My two biggest metro annoyances: stupid little bints who nearly knock you over as they push to get on the train in front of you, and people who can’t be bothered to hold the door for people behind them when leaving the station. Probably a little common courtesy would kill them.

1 comment:

Amelia said...

My experiences in riding the metro is that it shatters the beliefs I want to hold regarding the goodness of human beings. So we moved to Capitol Hill and now I walk to work.

Are you going to be in DC for the weekend? You should come see an improv show. I'm working the box office on Friday.