Counting is easy!
Quality, not quantity
is key in haiku.
Alas, there are those
in our midst who flaunt the rules,
with five-eight-five verse.
Ridicule! Mock them!
And if that fails, deploy the
velociraptors.
He never should have pointed out to me his final-verse foible…
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Friday, February 20, 2009
Monday, March 17, 2008
On bathroom noise
Ladies' room. Maybe
It's different for men, but here,
CUT OUT THAT GRUNTING.
Seriously, I try to play nice in the womens' room. I'm a very considerate person when it comes to public restroom etiquette, from cleanliness/auditory/olfactory angles, and I expect others to extend similar courtesy. I don't want to LISTEN to the sound of you trying to poop, particularly if you're punctuating it with AUXILIARY noises coming from your THROAT. Really.
It's different for men, but here,
CUT OUT THAT GRUNTING.
Seriously, I try to play nice in the womens' room. I'm a very considerate person when it comes to public restroom etiquette, from cleanliness/auditory/olfactory angles, and I expect others to extend similar courtesy. I don't want to LISTEN to the sound of you trying to poop, particularly if you're punctuating it with AUXILIARY noises coming from your THROAT. Really.
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