Showing posts with label slowness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slowness. Show all posts

Thursday, November 13, 2008

On ridiculous footwear

Slow walkin' women:
don't wanna stare at your ass,
get out my damn way!

The problem? Your shoes!
Heels that don't hinder your gait?
Unreasonable!

Monday, November 10, 2008

On coffee disappointment

Hazelnut coffee
is not the flavor I crave.
So much less tasty.

Why not Cinnabon?
Or delicious Creme Brulee?
Brew faster, dammit!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

On the slowness of banks

Credit charge, appear!
I've waited patiently for
many hours now!

After yesterday's gas fiasco, I've been checking my account constantly to see if we got ripped off by the gas station... but the damn charge STILL hasn't come through. Rawr!

On a happier note - this is the 100th post for this blog, which is impressive given it's age. Keep up the good peeving, people!