Showing posts with label email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label email. Show all posts

Friday, May 29, 2009

On superfluous mailings

Email: Save ten bucks!
Sent to old customer list?
I already haz!


My third email this week telling me about a sale on software I already purchased! I do not understand the point!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Blame-shifting is the new paradigm-shifting

You never called me.
Then you called my boss and said,
"She won't return calls!"

Yeah, cover your ass.
Pretend that you tried. We're now
Opposites of friends.

Here's a friendly Corporate America tip: don't tell bold-faced lies to the superiors of people with whom you have to work. You garner yourself no favors with me by sending my boss an e-mail with the phrase "she's not returning my messages," especially after I've combed back through two weeks' worth of correspondence to confirm that you never contacted me.

Monday, January 28, 2008

On blank subject lines

Emailers take fright:
when your words lack a subject -
killing rage incite >_<