On superfluous mailings

Email: Save ten bucks!
Sent to old customer list?
I already haz!


My third email this week telling me about a sale on software I already purchased! I do not understand the point!

On Every Developer In This Building

"Item solved!" I read!
I build, I test, I epic-fail.
CHECK IN YOUR DAMN CHANGE.




(I have only been in the building for two hours. How is it that I've had problems with five different developers' code so far?)

When clients run out of money

Abrupt project halt –
Unceremoniously
Kicked onto the bench.

Studying for tests,
I find myself inclined to
Compose this haiku:

Bored bored bored bored bored.
Bored bored bored bored bored board board?.
Bored bored bored bored bored.

On overzealous grocery shopping

Grocery shopping:
Not smart to do while hungry.
Bought way too much food.

Hospital Hell

Dismissed by some nurse,
I did not stab her at all.
A personal best.

Seriously, who doesn't understand being worried about your kid after surgery?!? I cried in the hall, took a walk, and then was civil but firm with everyone else who spoke to me after that. The staff is aware that I am not taking that crap from anyone else.