Abrupt project halt –
Unceremoniously
Kicked onto the bench.
Studying for tests,
I find myself inclined to
Compose this haiku:
Bored bored bored bored bored.
Bored bored bored bored bored board board?.
Bored bored bored bored bored.
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
On proper abbreviation
Oh, Minnesota -
a great state somewhere up north,
or so I hear tell.
Abbreviated,
the letters would be MN -
not confusing "Min"
Kentucky, my home!
Excessive punctuation
is not in your name.
Abbreviated,
no period is required:
simply K then Y.
The Captive Network on the elevators here has the most infuriating propensity for incorrect state abbreviations. There's a whole list that I've seen, but the most irksome was "reported in Min yesterday" and "worst in Ky.'s history." We have nice straight forward abbreviations for each of our states that don't require creativity, punctuation, or confusing synonyms, thank you very much!
a great state somewhere up north,
or so I hear tell.
Abbreviated,
the letters would be MN -
not confusing "Min"
Kentucky, my home!
Excessive punctuation
is not in your name.
Abbreviated,
no period is required:
simply K then Y.
The Captive Network on the elevators here has the most infuriating propensity for incorrect state abbreviations. There's a whole list that I've seen, but the most irksome was "reported in Min yesterday" and "worst in Ky.'s history." We have nice straight forward abbreviations for each of our states that don't require creativity, punctuation, or confusing synonyms, thank you very much!
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