Showing posts with label poor taste. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poor taste. Show all posts

Thursday, March 18, 2010

On Pining for Real Cream

Non-dairy creamer;
Powder’d heathen substitute
Why taste you so bad?

Coffee profaneth;
Shopping negligence punished -
You make me so sad.

Friday, September 26, 2008

On Pandora, the Music Player

Pandora! Clever,
Mostly, but I'll never like
Blink 182.


So stop trying to feed it to my ears.