On Cheap Furniture

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
My back really hurts today
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

On Medical Woes

I just remembered I have both been writing complaint haikus lately AND am a member of a site that is a repository for complaint haikus. Fancy the coincidence! A chain from about a month ago...

So sick and in pain
All the time. At least I am
Healthy on paper.

Tests, cultures, blood work;
All negative, counts normal,
So why feel like death?

Bucket of meds, though,
Throw pills at it til it's fixed.
That should prob'ly work!

Sigh.