Mart of Darkness

Clothes shopping trials.
Hours spent in vain to fit
Awkward proportions.

My only options:
Have Three-quarter length sleeves or
Voluminous cloth.

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Last night I bounced between countless outlets, malls, shops, over the course of about four hours trying to find a coat. One that would fit. And would be in my size. I did not believe at the outset that it would be the tribulation that was soon upon me. At the very end of the night, however, I finally happened upon one that I liked and also fit. Sometimes it sucks to be a skinny, long limbed, boy.

(Open Item: Why does the 38 have shorter sleeves than the 36?? It makes no sense.)