On desperately needing to buy groceries

Cream, creamer, irish:
Not one coffee enhancer
to brighten my morn.

Bereft of Butter,
olive oil is MIA,
cooking travesty.

What's a girl gotta
do, just to get some help here?
Time to suck dick now.

Seriously - I don't know what the senior folks on this project do all day. I'm completely blocked until I can talk to one of them... one's been stuck in a meeting for 3 hours, and the other 2 are entirely MIA. It's goddamn infuriating.