Saturday, November 8, 2008

On conversations with newly-pregnant women

Pregnant women can't
Talk about anything else.
They have one track minds.

I don't want to know
about pissing on a stick
and it turning blue.

If she mentions her
ovaries again, I swear
I will go sterile.

1 comment:

Sushi said...

I should prepare a photo diary of everything my cats do as an antidote for this sort of thing.