Trillian Thrillian

Dear correspondents
It's not that I don't love you
I just can't see you


(trillian often decides to not tell me when people write me instant messages. No window pops up, so I don't know they tried. They, in turn, are hurt by my cruel spurning. Their hurt turns to cold, cold rage and they plot against me in the quiet and in the dark.)

What a drag...

I can't highlight text,
I try. It rearranges my code.
Fucking clicker broke.

The switch in my left mouse button is dying, I can't drag or highlight. If I try? It intermittently unclicks and clicks again, leading to intense frustration. I found an old school Dell balled mouse to replace mine with. I'm not convinced it's a step up.

On Follow-ups

Word, you baffle me!
"Device" is not mis-spell-ed,
nor "Receptacle."

Wait, what's that you say?
You're spell-checking in French now?
Fier Ze Miss-iles!

...why would Word's spell checker randomly be checking in French? Your guess is as good as mine...

On Undesirable Work Tasks

Documentation
I know it needs revision...
but it's so damn long ;_;

Let me tell you how much I don't want to spend my morning reviewing this 100 page user guide. Repugnant isn't a strong enough word.

Disorientation

Mild panic sets in,
How long's he been in this trance?
Wikipedia


Man, you ever snap out of it... unsure where you are, what you were doing, or how long you've been sitting there reading an article on wikipedia? Casually look around to see if anyone is staring at you... try to think back to see if anyone said anything to you....

Bummer!

No more Cock Gouda?
No more Wang Chedder? No More
Penis Roquefort????

On Bananas

Potassium source
Lengthy slender yellow fruit
Eating you looks queer

MMMM bananas are good, a great source of potassioum and fiber. The perfect breakfast in so many ways. However, does anyone else feel a little queer when shoving such a phallic object into there mouth and enjoying it? Maybe it's just me.