I stand, dick in hand.
booger wiped on wall!
Why on earth would you wipe a booger on the wall ANYWHERE! Especially somewhere someone will have to stand and gaze at it numerous times during the day! Theres toilet paper, paper towels, a trash can, a sink and a toilet within 6 feet of you. Be considerate! If you're really that lazy, there's a mere inches distance between your nose and your mouth, that's less repulsive than your current choice to place it.