On overly friendly dancers

My old assumption:
one party should not inspire
Facebook Friend requests.

Newly discovered:
one good dance two states distant -
even less basis.

I used to roll my eyes when someone added me as a facebook friend after meeting me once at a party. This weekend I encountered an even more extreme epidemic... dancers who you danced one or two songs with at an exchange flocking to your profile in droves. Don't get me wrong - I love great dancers, and I love having dancing contacts in different cities, but how am I supposed to keep track of all these people!?

On more important things

Today's top story:
Gubernatorial Sex.
Tabloid news at best.

Foget about the Iranian election, the DC train collision, Guantanamo Bay, or - god forbid - the fly that Obama killed. Nothing whets the appetites of Americans like a good political sex scandal!